They call me Sloppy Joe 'cause I be all over the damn track

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/01/2016 at 22:08 • Filed to: dirt rally, youtube

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Don’t be like Uncle Ess now, children. Ditch that dual analogue controller and get yourself a wheel.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/01/2016 at 22:22

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G27 FTW

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/01/2016 at 22:23

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And just like a real rally car the gear display glitches ;)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dusty Ventures 01/01/2016 at 22:28

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I wouldn’t know.

tromoly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2016 at 00:17

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Something doesn’t seem right in that video, like the car has too much grip and is too composed for running a gravel stage.

Then again I’m calibrated to Richard Burns Rally and have never played DiRT Rally, so that might have something to do with it.

sdwarf36 > Dusty Ventures 01/02/2016 at 01:01

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I had one on my car briefly. I could out shift it. I would rather not know what gear I’m in than guess it the display is right or not—and still not know what gear i’m in.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > tromoly 01/02/2016 at 08:00

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Yeah, well, if RBR’s physics model is to be believed, stages are all perfectly flat and coated in a film of Astroglide.

Steam’s winter sale ends in a few days. I don’t know if DiRT is part of it but if it is you should definitely pick it up.

d15b > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2016 at 15:04

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“When it doubt, full out!”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > d15b 01/02/2016 at 16:22

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No. When in doubt ease the fuck off.

d15b > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/02/2016 at 20:28

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Apparently I mis-remembered it.